back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via g-iggle)

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  • Me: That's it.
  • Me: *rips off shirt*
  • Me: That fuckin tears it.
  • Me: *puts on boxing gloves*
  • Me: We're settling this right now.
  • Me: *puts on mouth guard*
  • Me: *steps into the ring*
  • Me: Winner decides what color Eren Jaeger's fucking eyes are.
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reallylameblog:

past-gone:

If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

please unfuck them

(via hellhasrayne)

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logicsomething:

the thing that astounds me the most about people who won’t vaccinate their children against measles in case it gives them autism is how many parents would rather have a dead child than a potentially autistic one

(Source: logiciskawaii, via charleywren)

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swingsetindecember:

i wish more people said that being single is normal

and you’re not going to meet and marry someone

and that’s fine

and if marriage happens, it happens. and it’s not the next big ticket to check off in life’s checklist

because not everyone meets someone they want to marry. and that’s normal

you’re not broken or unfulfilled if you are single

(via faerycurls)

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